Anecdote by Katherine Ulloa (Daniel Soliz)

Funny Anecdote

When I was like 11-12 years old, I remember we used to play carnival with my family, with water, and carioca. I was in our terrace and I had a bucket with water, and I saw my little sister in our front yard, so I decided to pour the water over her. It was so funny because she almost always cried for my mother to come to scold me, but when my mother came over just laughed and took us inside to eat. When my cousins were with me, we used to use hoses and water balloons to accumulate more and more getting wet. After coughing quite used to the cold but it was worth it because we had fun enough. In the afternoon my mother used to make us hot chocolate with bread and went to bed to watch some horror movies, which at the time used to make us tremble twice. When we remember it now, they laugh. 

It was quite funny because she stayed still in the same place but i felt like i was a terrible older sister. Sometimes thought I had to give more affection to my sister but eventually I was too lazy and did not see any sense because we were kids and we just wanted to play and laugh. Despite everything I think that as a child was more fun things and I didn’t have the seriousness they now have. When I used to go out with my friends just thought about playing soccer or tells jokes and I forgot any problems. Now the problems are that I cannot enjoy my friends. As I was growing up, my parents were dealing with more rigor to the point that it was not completely free of wrong, looks like they made an effort to avoid problems. But they didn’t know that thanks to these problems I was to educate for life and for future problems. Getting back to the carnival, this anecdote is very important to me because it was the last in which I felt as a child completely full to play and feel free to make mistakes, my sister also learned from my mistakes and I from it. If I were to leave a moral would never stop thinking like children, as only they practice freedom without looking for.

ANECDOTE (JORGE MANTILLA) BY CRISTINA NIETO

When I was a teenager a friend and I got a car because we stole it from his mom just for a moment; so my friend was learning to drive and tried to impressed some girls that were swimming in their house, they were beautiful so we wanted to invite they to a party that had place in my house that night; but right after he turned the car on, he made a big mistake, he had to go on retro but he didn’t so we had a little crash in their garden, it was a really embarrassed moment. Suddenly the girls came to us to saw if we were Ok, so when they saw we were without injuries, all of us started to laugh! The problem began when my friend`s mom saw everything through the window and ran away to punished us, luckily, the crash wasn’t hard, so she only talked to us strongly and called my mom to told her about the little accident! I prayed God that my mom didn’t canceled the party, fortunately she didn’t!

At the end we could talk with them, we achieved our goal, their names were Ana Cristina, Andrea Carolina and Ana Lucia. We invited them to the party, I gave my address and phone number to call me in case they couldn’t find my house, but it probably couldn’t was a problem because the noise was heard in the whole block. My friend and I were very happy and excited because these girls were very unusual and totally different of all we had already met.

I remembered I liked so much the youngest, Ana Lucia, the only problem was I had a girlfriend but she usually used to be immature and not very beautiful. This was a little thing I didn’t say to Ana Lucia, but I had to be aware that Priscila should went to the party but I didn’t, so when I was going to kiss Ana Lucia, she suddenly got into the bedroom and separated us! Priscila got crazy and hit her in the face, but the surprise was that Ana Lucia tackling her, it was awesome, until the police came into my house and the party finished! My parents forbade me organized parties and to have two girls at the same party! But the next day in high school my party was the news! That was a nice teen age!

My Funny Anecdote (Nicole Murillo) (By Deysi Guamushig)

FUNNY ANECDOTE

Nicole said that she didn´t have the funniest anecdote until last Wednesday; but she had some funny anecdotes since she was a child.

One of her best anecdote was in another country.

She said that one day at holidays of semester 2012; she took a trip to Santiago de Chile with her university´s friends. They arrived to Chile and immediately they went to an Aquatic Park called “El Idilio”; that place was one of the most incredible and big recreational area of that Country.

There, while she and her best friends Anita and Ricky (Anita´s boyfriend) were walking around the acuapark, they saw an incredible big wave pool, and they were so amazed by the creativity and elegance of that place because also it  was build inside a forest.

While they admired the place Ricky gently push Anita and he said in an amusing way that she could fall.

Her friend Anita was a kind of clueless girl; Ricky was just kidding, because he push her completely soft, but suddenly, after a while Anita fell but in slow motion.

Nicole and Ricky were completely in shock and after that they started laughing. Then they helped Anita, but they didn´t stop to laugh beacuse it was very funny. At that moment Anita was very angry because she was a weak girl, and also she fell in a puddle with mud and her clothes were really dirty. That was so embarrassing because around her there was a lot of people, and two bad girls didn´t stop laughing. 

Anita went to the hotel and changed her dirty clothes, later she came back to the aquatic park and she apologized because of getting angry with her best friend and her boyfriend, also Nicole and Ricky promised didn´t do more jokes and neither laugh of her fall.

Anita acknowledged that it was only a harmless joke and although she was a little sad and ashamed, she laughed and her friend and her boyfriend too.

They enjoyed a lot that trip because there, happened a lot of things that bring them good memories and funny anecdotes of their trip.

When they returned they told their friends all activities that they did in Chile and they showed many pictures of that place; Anita remembered her shameful fall and showed a picture with the puddle with mud and everybody laughed a lot.

Nicole and Ricky also said that they had a lot of falls at the aquatic park, especially in pool slide because it was so slippery and they fell in many fun ways.

Valeria Jumbo´s anecdote :) (Mishell Pilco)

 

 

The anecdote that i´m going to tell you is from one of my classmates, Valeria Jumbo. One day, when she was 6 years old and his brother was 4 years old, her family decided to traveled to the beach on Christmas holidays. She and her brother were very excited because they loved the beach, as me too.
When they arrived to tonsupa´s beach they were searching for a hotel but it was really hardest to find one because of the holiday, there were a lot of people and all the hotels that are near the beach, were full, but with the time we found a hotel, it was not near the beach but it was the only one able.

Then when they finally arrived at the apartment, they unpacked and put their things in order, they could went to ate some shrimps and shells at their favorite restaurant “the Flanders”, when they finished eaten they went to the beach to relax their selves and listen the waves of the ocean. When all her family finally established on one point of the beach, valeria leaned back in the sand for sunbathing, but she couldn´t be like that too much time because her little brother started bother her, because he wanted to played and she didn´t want to played with him, her parents forced her to played with her brother

When she finally said yes to played with him, her brother had the wonderful idea to made holes in the sand in order to made some pools there, his idea was good so she help him making the holes, when they had the perfect depth on the hole, they started to filled it with water of the ocean, with a lot of effort they made like 5 trips with the water in some bottles until the funniest incident, on sixth trip, they were taking the water in the bottles and then her brother started ran and he didn´t saw the hole, so he fall down into it…. :), that was so funny and valeria started to laugh, she was laughing for like an hour, but the most funniest thing was that her brother end up crying with laughter as he followed in the hole. Fortunately he didn´t get injure, it was just the funniest moment of the holiday, for all the family. Now her brother has more careful with the things that he do, in order to not make embarrassing things, again.

My funniest story- Daniel Soliz (Valeria Jumbo)

It was when I was in my parent´s farm, in a summer trip. I was only six years old and I was trying to learn How to ride a horse, while My family and I were eating the breakfast, I was insisting that I wanted go and ride a horse, I had been long time practicing but with my dad or my mom next to me. That moment my parents were busy developing the itinerary for that day so nobody wanted join me, so I went by myself to try to ride him but when I approached the horse he were looking at me with a face that said “don´t touch me”, I ask to my aunt to help me and she helped me up,  it was my second time alone trying to ride a horse and when I was walking over him at the second lap around the farm I slept over him so I fell down, It was very early at the morning so it was comprehensible. After my fall the horse continues walking normally around the farm I was looking from the floor and I felt down but I hung onto the saddle, my aunt was scared so she called to the rest of my family but when they looked at me there on the floor they just began to laugh and laugh a lot. I began to cry and my mom run to me to hug me and made me calm because I was so scared. After I fell down of the saddle too and I also began to laugh.It was a very funny story because nothing bad happened but at the moment I was a little child and the horse looked too big than in reality is, and also I thought that riding him alone would be easy but I realized that it is not so.

My funniest anecdote (by Alejandra Raza)

The anecdote I’m about to tell is a little bit embarrassing, but here we go.

When I was 9 years old, I made a family trip to Galapagos for the first time; we went with my aunt and my cousins that are younger than me.

I have a youngest brother who at the time was frightened by the water. We all were at the pool playing and messing with him, because he couldn’t jump like all we did.

And he was at the pool’s edge watching and feeling all boring. Because we are kids we began to annoy him and to splash him with water. He was trying to jump, but his fear didn’t allow him to do that. Suddenly I
wanted to make it more interesting so I stand right next to him and I started to imitated him and when I was in the position to jump a wasp sting my bottom and it hurt so badly that I jumped to the pool and screamed as laud as it was possible, all the adults came worried because they didn´t knew what has happened, so I tried to tell them, but as soon as I said that it bite my back all began to laugh so hardly, that I felt sorry for myself and my little brother harder than anyone. It was so painful that I needed to go to the hospital, although I’m scared to the doctors, I must go because it was so puffed that I couldn´t even sleep or seat. When I got there the doctor´s first reaction was laughing so badly because they haven’t heard such a history and my brother kept saying that that was something like karma and that I shouldn´t laugh or making fun of him anymore. After a week that finally it stops hurting me, but it was still puffed and everybody looked me so funny but there was nothing I could do about it. I still have the marc from the sting, and my brother is afraid of water up to now, and he also can´t swim, but all of this make me learn not to make fun of anyone´s fear especially my brothers because it was a really awful situation for me, but a real funny one for the people that have seen or heard about it, especially my family that until now make fun of me.

Fun Anecdote; Ma. Isabel Tapia (Nicole Murillo G)

              

  “Long time ago, well not that long... when I was four, I was with my two years old brother on the second floor of our aunt´s house (she has a huge and lovely Barbie collection), we were playing, and having fun, but then I got really bored so I decided to play to be a hair stylist, In my opinion at only four I already had a great sense of style.        

My first clients were some aunt´s cute Barbie Dolls , the first one had a long black hair, and I decided to made a lovely pixie cut to her, my second client was another Barbie Doll, this time she had blond hair until her shoulders, after few minutes of thinking what kind of style was best for her I decided to made her a Mohawk, then I had a third client another Barbie, whit black hair, but I was getting tired of the same kind of clients, I wanted something more  challenging, so to this Barbie I just cut he hair, like a short hair cut, I was getting bored again when I hear a rrrrn rrrrn y realize that my brother was in the same room, he was playing with his cars, and I told him we should play together, since he was two he agreed to play with me.  I started to cut my brothers hair, but then I remember that my parents told me that if cut his hair again (yeah I had already cut his hair LOL) they will punish me, so I told David (that’s my brother´s name) “ You can´t say I cut your hair, otherwise  I will never play with you again!” , I really enjoy cutting my brother´s hair, but when I heard my parents arriving home I decided to hide his hair on a book, that way my parents won’t notice that I cut his hair, what a brilliant idea!

When my parents saw my brother they started to laugh out loud! They said that my brother look like a rat! After few minutes of everyone laughing and enjoying the moment, they went to a real hair salon to fixed my brothers hair. But the problem according to my aunt was not brother but her dolls, she told us that bother´s hair will grow but her doll won’t grow back their hair.  

Nowadays I still have my brother´s hair on my book, and each time I saw his hair I start laughing alone. “